Having
          recently discovered the 'Meaning of Life', we are eager to share it
          with all members of the Fellowship. 
      For
          centuries, great minds have pondered this
          question to little avail.
          
          'Why am I here?' 'What is my purpose?' 'What is it all for?'
          
          Through
          our principles of Good Luck, Modern Minimalism and Neo-Nihilism,
          we have uncovered the true responsibility
          of all humanity and the very
          Meaning of Life.
          We have a purpose.
          We have a responsibility. Life is meaningful.
      
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